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Under penalty of perjury, I swear or affirm all of the following:

I am currently an adult, at least 18 years of age;

I have a personal (not a business, legal or journalistic) interest in the contents of this web site;

Upon entering this site, I fully expect to be exposed to graphic visual and/or other depictions of nudity and/or sexually oriented activities, including but not limited to watersports, i.e., urine play, and I am not offended by such materials;

It is legal for persons of my age to access sexually explicit materials, such as those to which I seek access, in my community;

I will not show or distribute the materials to any individual who has not reached the lawful age to view such materials, or who might be offended by such materials;

I am entering this site voluntarily because I want to view such materials for my own personal enjoyment and/or education;

I believe that a desire to view sexually explicit materials for enjoyment and/or education is natural, healthy, and normal part of human behavior;

I am familiar with the standards of my community pertaining to the distribution and/or viewing of such materials;

The materials I chose to view and/or read will not offend the contemporary standards in my community;

The materials I chose to view and/or read will not be found by an average member of my community to appeal to a prurient (unhealthy) interest in sex;

The materials I chose to view and/or read will not be considered by an average member of my community to be patently offensive;

I will not download, order, or in any way acquire materials or goods from this site that would be unlawful to view or possess in my community;

I understand that this site is not connected in any way with the British rock band "waterboys";

I will not infringe, in any manner, upon any copyrighted materials contained in this site;

I am not entering this site to use the materials therein against any interests of the site operator any other person or entity;

I will indemnify and hold harmless the provider of this site from any and all civil claims or criminal charges that result from my accessing, downloading, ordering and/or distributing, in any manner, the materials contained on this site;